Hope I'm causing some ant mafia warfare. Burn Notice style.A bunch of teeny ants found there way inside my condo over night. Apparently I dropped a tiny piece of a cookie on the floor and they found it. Since I’ve watched too many Burn Notice episodes, I used knowledge from that show to my advantage. I didn’t just vacuum up all the little bastards, I squished a bunch of them and put them in a tiny pile to send a message. Now when the ants who found the cookie go back to the ant city to tell the other ants about the cookie crumb, they will look like murderous liars. The other ants will travel to where the cookie is and find a pile of ant bodies and NO cookie crumb. This should cause some sort of distrust amongst the ants and hopefully will lead to internal ant warfare, which will take their minds off of coming into my place after any more cookie crumbs. I can see it now… little ants all pissed off at each other and yelling “Where’s da cookie, Tony!? Why are all these bodies layin’ around, Tony! You drug us all the way out here and said there was cookie crumbs but all I see is a pile of bodies, Tony! What are you tryin’ to do, Tony!”. I’m listening closely for any tiny ant machine gun fire. Just call me Michael Weston. Where’s my yogurt?